If you are going to sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
Just another nugget of genius descended from on high. Happy tinkling.
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A Question to Remember
What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore -
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over -
Like a syrupy sweet?
-Langston Hughes
Does it dry up
Like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore -
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over -
Like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
Like a heavy load.Or does it explode?
-Langston Hughes
11 comments:
It doesn't seem it was genius nuggets what descended from high... after all nuggets usually don't sprinkle!!!
:P
Sorry, no guy would resist.
LOL! You got me, you got me fair and square.
Okay, so its bathroom humor you are into now. Here is grafitti I saw on a bathroom wall and never forgot: "Here I sit, cheeks a'flexin', just gave birth to another Texan." I thought I would die laughing.
In an army 'outhouse',
Privates come here to sit and think
Sargeants come here to sit and stink,
Officers come here to eat and drink
Oh! That's disgusting!!! But true. Definitely true. :)
There is a sign in my bathroom that says, "Ladies please stay seated for the entire performane, Gents please stand closer its not as long as it seems"
mom; thats great, Im gonna write it on the wall at work:)
isa, ise: you are a truly bad dude.
Here I sit broken hearted, tried to poop but only farted. And as the precious moments pass, all I did was pass some gas!
Don't even get me started about the girl I know named Lisa!
This is like one of the best entries you've made Bunny Jo! This is like blogging for those with ADD. Its great. Now I am going to watch cartoons and eat cereal!
The one and only,
Bunny Jo Fan
Fan: What do you mean, one of the best entries I've made!?!?!? This non-cerebral dribble?! It was more a comment on society than a potty-humor joke. There was depth. But, alas....it has been wasted. Go read some comic books.
In the boys bathroom at my highschool:
Smile! You've got (insert principal's name here) by the neck!!
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