Monday, February 09, 2009

This is purported to be true...and I believe it

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.


VeeFlower said...

Har har! That's truly one for the books! Where do you get this stuff!?

bunnyjo georg said...

Mostly from co-workers. I don't do forwards so I just pick the juiciest stuff for my blog. The cartoons I get from my igoogle New Yorker gadget. :) Me love=y!

VeeFlower said...

They have some hot stuff.
You should work for a paper and do political commentary. Nuff said.

shortensweet said...

Great article written by you in the local paper...seems like I read it somewhere before though...hmmm

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