Beers, Balls, Browns and Babysitting

I got my dance on this weekend. I was dead set against going to Corsi's because the last thing I wanted to do is suck someone else's cigarette exhalations, absorbing their deadly poisons into my seriously gifted physique. Plus it makes me feel sickly. But to Corsi's we did go. Which turned out to be okay because the first song this band played was Cracker's "Low," which was awesome enough, but they followed it up with