Thursday, August 18, 2005

Transfixed

I have a crush. It came upon me unawares. I was walking across the bullpen here at work when he caught my attention. I saw him out of the corner of my eye and was riveted. A bolt of electricity ran through my body. Although I had seen him on so many occassions, I had never really absorbed what I was seeing. But that day two weeks ago I saw....and was mesmerized.

Yes, George W Bush is my new crush. It is a mystery, but I find myself strangely attracted to his squinty blue eyes and devil-may-care, heigh-ho silver Cowboy Attitude. I know there is a rumor running around that cowboys don't exist anymore, but I would like to say this to those people: you're wrong. And even if you were right (Bill Maher), women don't care. Ask any woman the best line in the history of the world and she'll say Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday: "I'll be your huckle-berry." But George...he has the intensity of God behind him when he cocks his head to the side, narrows his eyes, looks right into the camera and delivers yet another Bushism: "Hear me now or hear me later, there are no massive weapons in destruction of Iraq for our troops." Sends thrills right through me. I lovya dubya!

And for my money, it just doesn't get any better than Jon Stewart's crooked-finger, squinty-eyed impression of studly Texan Cowboy. Yeeeeeee-haw! Ride 'em cowboy. I'll be your huckleberry!

Cowgirl king of the rodeo
Let the good times roll
Let the good times roll
-Kings of Leon

15 comments:

W said...

It's very kind of you to say things that are nice about me on the I.T. Your emotitude is exemplified of my honor that ya say these things. I hope, someday that we can enjoy someday, some time to get to know others. It makes me more proud to know that there are Americans out there who are working near to me as I do workings to help you all to be more safer in this world. Please except my condolences for the greatness of your statements.

bunnyjo georg said...

Thank you, W. It's good to know that adoration flows from above. At least SOMEONE is paying attention. I'm feeling no love today. No love at all. WHERE ARE ALL MY FANS!?!?! It is highly doubtful you peeps have ANYTHING in your lives more important to do than
1. check my blog
2. gasp in awe, wonder and amazement
3. post appropriate reply

Start your engines!

Mom said...

It happened. It finally happened. Bunnyjo has lost her mind. :)

DCveR said...

What did I tell you?
"but please don't go out there do something stupid just to prove me wrong!" That's what I told you!
But nooooooooooooo!
The young lady always has to show others how wrong they are!
Even if she has to shoot her toe to prove those who said she is smarter than a toe-shooter are wrong!!!

shortensweet said...

yeah, she's on crack

Melissa said...

were you drinking when you wrote this?

bunnyjo georg said...

But I do! I love him. He's sexy. He's interesting. He has squinty blue eyes. And he's the ruler of the whole ginormous world. What is there NOT to love?!?!?

Chill Daddy said...

yeah, I know, and the manly way he sets his jaw and points his finger... I'm glad you finally agree with me bunnyjo (a man like that makes a guy question his hetero-ness)

bunnyjo georg said...

Ooo...apparently ol' Dubya has cross-gender appeal. You think he'd like a bro-sis sandwich?

I should be shot.

DCveR said...

Yup, guess you should.
For your own sake that is.

bunnyjo georg said...

WE
ARE
SICK

Anonymous said...

wow, I hope this is satire I just didnt understand.

Mom said...

A long time ago I got an e-mail that showed pictures of Dubya...and next to each different w. expression they showed a chimp with exactly the same expression. I think that says it all.

Misty said...

I received an invitation in the mail for the presidential committee. If I donate money I'll get a framed picture of George W. looking like the Marlboro man with a 'personal' letter. I bet you'd pay me atleast 3 cents for it.

bunnyjo georg said...

Misty, can you accept a personal check?