Monday, February 11, 2008
Salut!
I'd just like to send out a big thank you to all the SUV drivers and big truck drivers who think it is *cool* to tailgate people who don't have 4 wheel drive and just aren't driving fast enough with their regular little old cars on these slippery-ass roads. You're the reason families have funerals and little girls grow up without mothers, so here's to you, asshole!
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I like this guy..think he's single? I still need a date for your wedding.
Yeah, I'll see if I can hook you up. I found him on Google, so he's gotta be available, right?
Wo! Try putting a blown up version in your rear view window. ;]
Actually, I have a better idea of what to do with this guy! ;)
What exactly do you have in mind for this flippin' off maniac?
It's a secret! I can't tell.
Yoob here:
Tailgaters are assholes no matter what they drive, it just gets you a little angrier when its during weather that means there is no way their going to avoid rear ending you. I talk into the mirror as though they can hear me.."how bout I take off my bumper so next time you can get six inches closer asshole!"
I bought a 4 wheel drive and I do not tailgate because I know that it will not stop as well as it goes....those other people are void of cognitive thought, they are mindless bots that consume and dispose like single celled creatures bordering on being legally abortable unviable tissue mass with a drivers license.
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