Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Personality Defect Detector

Not content with just suspecting I'm a reject, I took a test to confirm it. For those of you who know me well, you'll be wondering if the test-maker was my seat-mate throughout school. Hmph! Read below and be amazed.....


Hand-Raiser
You are 57% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 42% Arrogant.

You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Brute.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot.

Link: The Personality Defect Test

15 comments:

bunnyjo georg said...

Hey, just so's you knows, I have no idea what went wrong with the spacing here. You are forced to copy this html code and how it inevitably pastes into your blog is anyone's mystery. I tried to fix it, but it kept telling me I was doing something wrong. Me, the hand-raiser!!?! Just goes to show, this test person knows nothing. Nothing! Take it for yourself and prove it!

Chill Daddy said...

I'm a hippie.
pshaw... like I crave peace and harmony - you're right Laura - that's almost as crazy as you being a talkative, attention-seeking know-it-all.

Bonnie Blithe said...

I am...

a BRUTE! I can't believe it. Or maybe I can.

Does e-harmony know you're sniffing around OkCupid?

bunnyjo georg said...

Ms Blithe, the only thing funnier than us being total opposites (hellow!) is the fact that they think my ideal pairing would be with a robot. Now I know why none of my relationships have worked! Lack of batteries! **wink wink**

Chill: Just shut up. Bitch.

DCveR said...

Suits you for taking such tests! I mean, have you seen the kid who wrote this test? The guy is obviously too old to be honest! Oh well, if you really want help learning your personality defects just ask any kid under 10 who's has been with you for at least half an hour.

Roo said...

I'm a Hand-Raiser
You are 57% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

Im so angry, Im so at ease said...

I became a televangelist;
14% rational, 57%extroverted, 42% brutal and 57% arrogant; So as I easily could fleece people of their money, I still find myself pretty broke... What the fuck am I doing wrong?

brian said...

Braggart
You are 85% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. Your personality defect is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night, in hopes that eventually everyone else on the planet will agree. Well, sorry, we probably won't.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.


Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Bitch-Slap.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Capitalist Pig.


My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 73% on Rationality

You scored higher than 60% on Extroversion

You scored higher than 8% on Brutality

You scored higher than 81% on Arrogance

Chill Daddy said...

Playing with the 'next blog' button and found this - Laura, this should really make you say, "huh, I see why he wanted me to come here but, it's kind of a waste of my time."

http://kellishouse.blogspot.com/2006/02/grace-and-emilys-room.html

Guyana-Gyal said...

I didn't do the test but looking at this list I feel I'm the hippie AND the capitalist pig, yee haww.

bunnyjo georg said...

DCvR: Perhaps you're just afraid their pin-point accuracy might cut a little close to home, eh? Come on, I dare ya!

Roo: Who wouldn've thought we'd have the same flaws? But I can definitely see the hand-raiser in you!

ISA: HA!~ A televangelist....that is probably the most insulting profile I've heard yet! HA! No wonder you're broke, you're preaching to the wrong crowd! Get out there and find yourself some lonely old ladies and you'll have it made in the shade! Bastard. ;)

Brian: That comes as a surprise to NO ONE. I especially like the part that says "YOU'RE GREAT - at least that's what you tell yourself everynight." Have they got a spycam in your bathroom?

Chill: That puts me to absolute shame. Bad me. But I did invite to to take a look at what life on the other side is like....I wonder if she'll bite?

GG: Uh-oh. No capitalist pigs allowed! But since you are also a peaceful hippie, I might just make an exception in your case....

Roo said...

I sure hope there isn't a spycam in OUR bathroom. If there is it only catches him telling himself how great he is. LOL

bunnyjo georg said...

Yeah, you'd really have to start worrying if it caught his reflection agreeing with him. Poltergeist anyone?

Guyana-Gyal said...

Well, I'm not an exploiting capitalist...I just think it's good to make money and have a business of my own just like my parents had. My dad was able to help many poor fellas who are completely unemployable. This is very necessary in a poor country like mine.

bunnyjo georg said...

Oh, well....I am an absolute believer in owning your own business! What I HATE is the corporate evil that is taking over the markets from the little guys like your dad and the local merchants. They are utterly corrupt, those corporations.