Putting action to my new-found semi-belief, I looked for someone to verbally assault. After spending 45 minutes ranting about gay-loving, bleeding heart liberals to the drunken spinster on my right, I realized she had turned her hearing aid off. C'est ca!
Then I thought of you, my innocent blog-readers! Whooo-hooo~!
Before I went leaping onto the tangent bus, however, I decided to be - for once - a fair-minded journalist. I began to investigate the so-called chasm of idiocy to the left of the center.
And guess what I found?!
Our tax dollars, hard at work!
A recent four-figure-a-plate Future Farmers of America fund raiser brought out the political heavies looking to score points with America's heartland. Here we see some Senators singing a song to the gratuitously-placed, fresh-faced, photo-op children about the dangers of having "icky farmtools" touch them on their "sanitized farmlands."
And who said bi-partisan cooperation was impossible?