Thursday, March 02, 2006

He's out to lunch...


"And for the record...'lunch' is a highly commercialized illusion of the governmental attempt to manipulate society's need for a daily tranquility-based ritual designed to fulfill a basic human desire for food. But I digress."

-Shawn Tyson
Chicken Processor
Bullshit Propogator
Wannabe Licensing Manager
Multi-State Insurance Center, Inc.

22 comments:

Chill Daddy said...

Just out of curiousity, can you make suggestions to your supervisor as to whom they should randomly drug screen?

S. aka..Bullshit Propogator said...

lol..there is something wrong with you..

S. aka..Bullshit Propogator said...

And for the record..you HAVE to be on drugs to work here.. ;P

bunnyjo georg said...

Poor Shwan!

We call him the Office Buddha, by the way.

S. aka..Bullshit Propogator said...

No, we don't. We do however have names for Ms. Wilson, though they are illegal to post on any website..

S. aka..Bullshit Propogator said...

BTW..was that a fat joke?

bunnyjo georg said...

Yes, we do.

The names for Ms. Wilson all end in "Diva"

Not a fat joke, Shwan, a bald joke. Duh!

For the rest of you: no. We don't rub anything. Nothing!

Bonnie Blithe said...

Single?

His lotion?

bunnyjo georg said...

I know. He and his lotion. He's not single, but his wife is pregnant, which may explain the presence of lotion right there on his desk in plain sight. Perhaps he's trying to get us to feel sorry for him? Hmmmmmm.....

S. aka..Bullshit Propogator said...

lol..fyi..I don't use lotion...for anything...but I do work with several women who do...*ahemlauraahem*..

bunnyjo georg said...

Just because I find lubricators stimulating....Sha!

Before I forget...

Quit playing and get back to work!

he he heheh he!

shortensweet said...

Great! Love it..thanks for making my already smiling face laugh.
The Bullshit Propogator looks like a good sport. Hey..if you want some bunnyjo ammo I've got lots and lots of stories :)

Chill Daddy said...

I bow to your vast wisdom, oh great S-tBSP, for I spent many hours trying to make a 'profile-sans-blog' for my wife and was ultimately unsuccessful.

And yet you seem to have discovered the secret on your first foray into the blogosphere.

Kudos, my friend, accolades... and um, we probably shouldn't abbreviate your name 'S-tBSP' because it looks like 'tablespoon'.

Chill Daddy said...

If you decide to do a blog, that'd be a pretty cool title for it: 'Tablespoon Buddha'

I'm good with graphics, I could paste your face on a Buddha statue - or not.

S. aka..Bullshit Propogator said...

Hey Laura..thanx for the incredibly cool rep you're giving me with your friends! You know what they say about payback! ;)





And now, for a commercial break:
http://www.myspace.com/sic_fearless

bunnyjo georg said...

Dear Shawn, also known as bullshit propogator:

You're welcome.

As for payback, just remember you sit within firing range. Remember the rubber band that almost decapitated you?

Thanks for sharing your link to your myspace. Check it out, my peeple. You'll find it tres intesserant! Especially you, Chill Daddy.

Chill Daddy said...

Corperate IT has it filtered, what's the deal? Is it pornographic?

Or does it negatively portray nuns and priests? (I work at a Catholic hospital)

bunnyjo georg said...

I think because it is a myspace account. Notorious for being the bad boyz of internet browsing, see. (ie time wasting)

Anonymous said...

some blogs are not nice. I have heard. lol

bunnyjo georg said...

Yes, that's true. You oughta see his tatoos...I've heard that marking up your body like that is a sign of being a devil worshipper. I heard that. I really did. He's definately evil. Yeah. Evil.

S. aka..Bullshit Propogator said...

Hmm..I cannot tell a lie...even though I'm evil and all...I do love tattoos and wasting time...Satan hates that about me..he hates to waste time.. ;)

bunnyjo georg said...

Don't knock it, now....being evil is fun, n'est ce pas?