"And for the record...'lunch' is a highly commercialized illusion of the governmental attempt to manipulate society's need for a daily tranquility-based ritual designed to fulfill a basic human desire for food. But I digress."
-Shawn Tyson
Chicken Processor
Bullshit Propogator
Wannabe Licensing Manager
Multi-State Insurance Center, Inc.
15 comments:
Just out of curiousity, can you make suggestions to your supervisor as to whom they should randomly drug screen?
Poor Shwan!
We call him the Office Buddha, by the way.
Yes, we do.
The names for Ms. Wilson all end in "Diva"
Not a fat joke, Shwan, a bald joke. Duh!
For the rest of you: no. We don't rub anything. Nothing!
Single?
His lotion?
I know. He and his lotion. He's not single, but his wife is pregnant, which may explain the presence of lotion right there on his desk in plain sight. Perhaps he's trying to get us to feel sorry for him? Hmmmmmm.....
Just because I find lubricators stimulating....Sha!
Before I forget...
Quit playing and get back to work!
he he heheh he!
Great! Love it..thanks for making my already smiling face laugh.
The Bullshit Propogator looks like a good sport. Hey..if you want some bunnyjo ammo I've got lots and lots of stories :)
I bow to your vast wisdom, oh great S-tBSP, for I spent many hours trying to make a 'profile-sans-blog' for my wife and was ultimately unsuccessful.
And yet you seem to have discovered the secret on your first foray into the blogosphere.
Kudos, my friend, accolades... and um, we probably shouldn't abbreviate your name 'S-tBSP' because it looks like 'tablespoon'.
If you decide to do a blog, that'd be a pretty cool title for it: 'Tablespoon Buddha'
I'm good with graphics, I could paste your face on a Buddha statue - or not.
Dear Shawn, also known as bullshit propogator:
You're welcome.
As for payback, just remember you sit within firing range. Remember the rubber band that almost decapitated you?
Thanks for sharing your link to your myspace. Check it out, my peeple. You'll find it tres intesserant! Especially you, Chill Daddy.
Corperate IT has it filtered, what's the deal? Is it pornographic?
Or does it negatively portray nuns and priests? (I work at a Catholic hospital)
I think because it is a myspace account. Notorious for being the bad boyz of internet browsing, see. (ie time wasting)
some blogs are not nice. I have heard. lol
Yes, that's true. You oughta see his tatoos...I've heard that marking up your body like that is a sign of being a devil worshipper. I heard that. I really did. He's definately evil. Yeah. Evil.
Don't knock it, now....being evil is fun, n'est ce pas?
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