Monday, March 06, 2006

Who's being naughty?

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" he asked, pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. And do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter!"

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Now, why didn't I think of that?!?!

18 comments:

shortensweet said...

I see, you had a date sat. and now you are posting about condoms.
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMM....

bunnyjo georg said...

Just hmmmm away to yourself, missy. You just want me to answer that question from last night, but will I? Hmm...I think I hear my boss yelling my name. Duty calls!

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha it payback time

Anonymous said...

Had din din at Kims..eggrolls like no one else can make. Ohhhhh sooooo goooood. Fried rice that makes you want to eat till you bust.

shortensweet said...

I'm crying now...I want some of Kim's eggrolls..freeze them and send them up :)

And Ms.Bunnyjo..what rhymes with jo..wait I know...HO!

Isn't fun to be dating?

Anonymous said...

Its eighty two degrees in Tulsa. Makes me think summer is here. Lots of sun and a slight breeze ..no rain and we really need it.

bunnyjo georg said...

Listen to her brag! Oh, we had dinner at Kim's! Oh, it's nice and warm here, like summer! Next thing you know she'll be bragging about her sex life. Grandmas...I'll tell ya!

bunnyjo georg said...

Oh, and Shorty...

Kiss my grits!

Oh, and what rhymes with Jamie?

LAME-Y!

Melissa said...

I SO can't believe that you just wrote a sentence about your grandma bragging about her sex life.

Thank God Ray isn't here to read this. I think you just might kill him with that one, Laur.

bunnyjo georg said...

I know. hee hee hee!!!!! :)

I just LOVE being bad!!!!

Anonymous said...

I love the fact that we can tease and get away with it on here. And I do agree that bunn is sometimes baddddddddddddddd

Chill Daddy said...

All right, what's going on in here?

AH-HA! Just as I thought, you kids ARE being naughty.

That's it, from now on you keep this door open, understand?

Brian said...

Bill Clinton was Jogging one day around his office building in Harlem.
As he passed an old, black prostitute, she hollers at him "Twenty dollars!"
Bill yells back "Too much! Five dollars!"
She shakes her head and says "Not worth it!"
The next day he sees her on the same corner and the exchange happens again, "Twenty dollars!" "Too much, five dollars!"
This continues day after day.
Then Hillary pays him a surprise visit one morning and goes for a jog with him.
As they approach the corner, Bill starts getting nervous about the old prostitute. He panics when he sees her and she starts to speak.
She sees his running partner and yells, "See what you get for five bucks?"

shortensweet said...

tee hee hee

Mom said...

That was a great joke! At least with BC, the jokes about the presidency were funnier.

bunnyjo georg said...

I disagree. I like that one!

Anonymous said...

I sure would hate to be famous and have jokes said about me but honestly they are funny. And I am sure no malice is intended...is it? Not sure whom I will vote for. The gender is not important to me. Loved the joke .

bunnyjo georg said...

Hey, let's be honest. It's fun to make fun of people, but usually not a good idea to make too much fun of people you know personally. So jokes about celebrities....delish~!