Hi everyone! I know you are missing me and wondering why I haven't posted anything real or thought-provoking or insidiously clever lately, but I've been so busy actually working at work that I haven't had time to play at work like I used to. Corporate hell! Hmph.
But I'm busily concocting a scathing commentary on the insipid news media right now, so hang tight, my peoples. Wit is on its way!